sudo/plugins/sudoers/ins_goons.h

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/*
* SPDX-License-Identifier: ISC
*
* Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
*
* Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
* purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
*
* THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
* WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
* MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
* ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
* WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
* ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
* OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
*/
#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
#define SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
/*
* Insults from the "Goon Show."
*/
N_("You silly, twisted boy you."),
N_("He has fallen in the water!"),
N_("We'll all be murdered in our beds!"),
N_("You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu"),
N_("I don't wish to know that."),
N_("What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?"),
N_("You can't get the wood, you know."),
N_("You'll starve!"),
N_("... and it used to be so popular..."),
N_("Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage"),
N_("Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!"),
N_("Have a gorilla..."),
N_("There must be cure for it!"),
N_("There's a lot of it about, you know."),
N_("You do that again and see what happens..."),
N_("Ying Tong Iddle I Po"),
N_("Harm can come to a young lad like that!"),
N_("And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven."),
N_("Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene."),
N_("You gotta go owwwww!"),
N_("I have been called worse."),
N_("It's only your word against mine."),
N_("I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home"),
#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H */